Last night D and I went to Kohls. It was to be a quick trip so I just grabbed my wallet insert with Drivers license and a couple of debit cards. Walking into the store I commented that not carrying a purse was so liberating. I told D I feel like a man. Then before he thought of anything I went on. It makes me want to pee on a tree.
Rarely does it happen that I think of the quips before him. He laughed all the way into the shoe department.
5 years ago